Kelly Byrne created photography, invented the wheel, and taught Alanis Morissette the meaning of ironic. She has broken the speed of light typing. Twice. On a whim, she discovered the meaning of life and created a crossword puzzle with the answer. No one has solved it. She’s never prone to hyperbole, always tells the truth, and loves writing about herself in third person. Her home is a castle in the sky above Los Angeles. There, you’ll find her playing badminton with her superhero boyfriend, snuggling her very silly dog, and listening to an absurd number of true-crime podcasts.
Okay, seriously, 5 mostly true things about me
I’ve lived in five different states and moved over 30 times in ten years because I was running from the law like Kate. No. No I wasn’t.
Or was I?
I’ve been a snowboard instructor, a pet photographer, raced motorcycles (avec tutu), and jumped out of a helicopter into a lake.
My boyfriend and I are currently training to become professional badminton players. We got very good after we took it outside.
Ted Lasso was spot on – tea tastes like pigeon sweat. Coffee is tree tar. But dip me in a vat of dark chocolate and you’ll never see me again.
I’ve written in just about every genre and I’m an award-winning poet, playwright, and short story writer.
But that’s enough tooting (my own horn).
